A man goes to the doctor and says - 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.'
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks - 'Is it serious, doctor?'
and the doctor replies - 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
Quiet day in the office is it
Quiet day in the office is it Walter?
Took me a while to get the joke though. You got to 'think it' in an English accent.
Rhys: Doctor I can't stop
Rhys: Doctor I can't stop singing 'Green, Green Grass of Home'.
Doctor: That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Rhys: Is it common Doc?
Doctor: It's not Unusual.
Now, i do get that one!
Now, i do get that one!
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Me: "Doctor, I keep thinking
Me: "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth"
Doctor: "you need a psychiatrist not a doctor"
Me "I know, but I was walking past and I saw your light was on"
A Welsh lad came home from
A Welsh lad came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
'Wonderful, 'replies his mother, 'what part is it?'
The boy says, 'I play the part of the Welsh husband.'
The mother scowls and says, 'Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.'
An Englishman an Irishman
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'
sorry
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A man goes to the doctor and
A man goes to the doctor and says - 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.'
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks - 'Is it serious, doctor?'
and the doctor replies - 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'